Here’s a bit of fun. WordPress is lovely in that it allows me to see what people who find my blog were originally searching for. So here are the top ten search terms people use to get here (I’ve excluded people specifically searching for ‘Sam Isaacson’ or anything with that in it because that just wouldn’t be funny enough).
So, at number ten…
10. Inconsistencies in the Bible
For the people who searched for this, I’m sorry. You probably clicked onto my blog to find some inconsistencies in the Bible and discovered that there weren’t any. Oh well.
9. A bad workman blames his tools story
Well, those of you looking for an analogy will have been served very well. I assume you found this post. I hope you were blessed by it.
8. Margarine illegal
Perfect example of how the internet proves itself – I assume you were looking for evidence that margarine is illegal. I said something about it without any background information or evidence whatsoever. I apologise.
7. Brian Cox
Ok, well, I hope you found what you were looking for! I’m not even sure who Brian Cox is any more so if anyone wants to help me out, you’re more than welcome. Maybe I should Google it and click on my own blog.
[Edit. Ok, found him, he probably landed you up here. Stuck a photo of him above to make up for it. Sorry Brian.]
6. Christian porn
5. Justin Beever
Love it. I mentioned this guy in passing once, and he’s number five all-time. Jolly good. Well done all. I hope you found my little drawing funny.
4. Angela Kemm
Now I know this lady, what a legend. I literally told one little story about her, I hope it helped you all out.
3. Oxo laughing stock
Ok, now all of you who actually clicked on the blog through this search, you already know the joke – that’s the punchline. I hope whatever you ended up finding improved your life.
Yep, I know what you all found, again see numbers 2 and 8 above.
Well, actually no-one found here by searching for ‘irony’ but the number one search term was apparently: <!search_terms> – for the 1,234 (no way!) people who searched for this and found me I hope you found what you were looking for.